February 2024
The small examples that follow will demonstrate the exceptional qualities of westerndemocracy (in a single word), not to be confused with democracy.
The exemplary Swiss democratic model. Citizens are getting ready for an important vote, one of global significance… should cows have horns or not? This is a very serious issue. Other votes are going to take place, and if they are in favour of the government… a government, it should be pointed out, totally at the behest of the economic powers… they will be taken into account; if, on the contrary, they are unfavourable, they will be swept under the carpet. In the event of social organisations making demands, the government and parliament will refuse all financial aid… we don’t have any money, so help us… the old… get lost, the disabled… too expensive, etc… etc… on the other hand, after having lost colossal sums on the stock market or with whores, the bank billionaires miraculously find 200 billion! A handful of MPs will take offence… and the high authority will cry out… it’s the law… it’s the law… In Switzerland we don’t have a 49-3 but… great westerndemocracy.
The exemplary homeland of human rights, France. We have two rival gangs, the Lepennistes and the Mélanchonistes, and the usual representative of neoliberalism. Neoliberalism is the greatest criminal system on the planet, and has been since ancient times. This gang of multi-multi-millionaires and billionaires and their multinationals are responsible every year for the extermination of millions of children… with the sole aim of fattening the stock market and being able to put gold and diamond collars on their cats and dogs! To get back to our Lepennists and Melanchonists, they’re going to fight like idiots, I’m for foreigners, I’m against foreigners and yada yada, and they’re going to eliminate themselves! Meanwhile, the demigod, the neoliberal representative, is uttering sacred words to the unions, the elderly, the unemployed, the students, the ecologists, the farmers, the yellow waistcoats, etc… 49-3… 49-3… 49-3… great westerndemocracy.
Finally, the exemplary democracy of democracies, the United States of America. To understand this democracy, we need to go back to Switzerland, where a politician received 5000 francs from an oligarch, complete despair, I’m resigning, I’m resigning, I’m corrupt, the shame, etc. 5000 francs and she resigned! Honest as can be. Now, we return to our American friends, and there’s a little surprise: all the politicians at the head of the States of the United States as well as the President of the country, all of them, without exception, have been bought by billionaires and multinationals to the tune of millions, not 5000 francs, no, millions or even hundreds of millions (curiously, nobody in the Western press sees anything wrong with this!) none of them were elected by the people! Voters can choose between the corrupt of the group of billionaires known as “The Mummy” and that of the group of billionaires known as “America First”. The most corrupt country on the planet is not in Africa, South America or anywhere else, but the United States of America. And if an association were to ask for a bit of social aid, or to reduce arms sales for example, all these corrupt politicians would be horrified by these communist projects… formidable Westerndemocracy.
PalestineIsrael
If Israelis and Palestinians still have a shred of intelligence and humanity left, they must quickly create the state of PalestineIsrael and demand that all Palestinian families who have been driven from their homes be allowed to return to their land. No other solution will be viable.
A little background: a little over 4,000 years ago, tribes from the Arabian Peninsula, the “Semites”, migrated northwards (Arabian Peninsula, the Arabs). 2000 years ago there was a tribe in the Middle East called Israel (2000 years ago), at the time of the Roman Empire! Everyone will have noticed that the Roman Empire has completely disappeared and so has the tribe of Israel… and so has Israel.
Then Europeans invaded Latin America, massacring the Indians and enslaving them, North America, massacring the Indians, Australia, massacring the Aborigines, Africa, massacring and enslaving the Africans, South Africa, apartheid and slavery, Palestine, massacring the Palestinians and expelling them! The anti-Semitic Europeans who invaded Semitic Palestine have proclaimed themselves Israelis in the name of two thousand years ago! In reality, they are Neo-Israelis, any other description is just revisionism, their claim is totally stupid. As far as I know, the Romans did not claim the Roman Empire, nor did the australopithecine ancestor claim the great Ethiopia! It’s just a despicable pretext by colonialists.
The current conflict involves a bunch of lunatics, on one side we have Hamas, religious lunatics (we have to say it quickly) – whose only project is to massacre Jews! – who did not hesitate for a second to murder hundreds of new-Israeli families with cruelty and to kidnap women and children. On the other, we have Netanyahu’s gang of neo-Nazis, the same religious lunatics whose sole aim is to create a greater Israel, a totally unachievable project born in the sick brains of a bunch of racist morons.
This 21st century army of neo-Nazis is in the process of murdering tens of thousands of Palestinian children (children who were certainly responsible for the attack on 7 October!) with the complicity of a US government clearly under the thumb of a Jewish lobby, whose members must have a very limited level of intelligence. European governments and others are shedding a few crocodile tears… real shits. Under the pretext of eliminating Hamas, the neo-Israelis have embarked on a real genocide against the Palestinians. Their system is formidable, no waste of time, they bury them alive! All the Jewish victims who were exterminated by the German Nazis must be turning in their graves as they watch their own children and grandchildren become executioners. For all the young soldiers who took part in this filth, you will have fond memories of massacres to tell your children, but for those who become aware of their misdeeds, the nights will be painful.
This is not the first time that the big fortunes of the West have financed the sympathetic Nazi regime in the 20th century. At the time, many workers’ movements were revolting against their deplorable conditions, and to prevent them from developing, they didn’t hesitate to install monsters. We all know the brilliant result that followed, 50 million dead and millions of Jews exterminated… but it wasn’t all doom and gloom, as the big Western fortunes were able to put a few hundred billion more in their coffers!
The Jewish lobby in the United States should be more cautious, keeping its eyes riveted on this stupid Greater Israel project, not seeing behind its back, popping up like mushrooms after the rain, all those extreme right-wing lunatics, not the mummy followers, nor the red-capped or buffalo-faced morons of America First, no, no, the real ones, those who claim to be a pure white race and who hate the Jews. The first thing they’ll do, once the two previous clowns are in the asylum and they’re in power, is to go where the big wads of cash are and wipe out all the Jews. If you continue to turn a blind eye and favour these lunatics, there won’t be a single Jew left in the United States, and if you look at other countries, that becomes very worrying. The only reasonable path, I would even say the vital one, is the one that you, the other Jews of the world, the New Israelis, must commit yourselves to completely, as quickly as possible… create PalestineIsrael and bring back all the Palestinians who have been driven from their land… a single State… the only way to have a definitive peace. It is imperative that you expel all the neo-Nazis and religious fundamentalists who have taken over the country, for those who took part in the war crimes in dark dungeons, the others, by sending them straight to the dolaro-evangelists, morons who live on a flat earth! As for the Palestinians, you do the same with the Hamas crazies and send them to their pals, the friendly Taliban slavers. For the Neo-Israelis and the Jews who prefer the current situation … there’s no way out.
The US trap
Following on from my letters of 2022, in which I discussed the war in Ukraine, I’m going to add a little more, because obviously the Western press (as a whole!) to my great astonishment, I, who am neither a journalist, nor a politician, nor an economist, find it strange that nobody talks about the real objective of the US government, which, it cannot be repeated often enough, is nothing but a bunch of corrupt people totally under the control of the billionaires and the big multinationals, their real objective is? Is? Easy… it starts with a C… China… won. This war, with all its death and destruction, has been planned solely to prevent China, the world’s second largest economy (often the largest), from continuing its rapprochement. With whom? The third: Germany. The second economy combined with the third was becoming intolerable for the US economy. They absolutely had to break this process, and they did so masterfully. The US government could not care less about Ukraine or Russia. If you ask a North Dakotan where South Dakota is, he won’t be able to tell you, you think, Ukraine! As they are good traders, they don’t shy away from small ancillary profits, such as arms sales. With their main target, China, taken care of, they take advantage of the conflict by instilling fear… the Russians are going to attack… the Russians are going to attack… buy weapons… buy weapons… here good price… good price. And the stupid European governments rush to buy these beautiful weapons! They really are a great bunch of… I’ll let you choose. As for the millions of starving children… is it the weapons or the children? Stupid question. As far as Russia is concerned, they know that this country has colossal reserves of raw materials and nuclear missiles galore and is totally untouchable.
Who do we find in this sordid and Machiavellian story? The European governments, them again! Yes, I’m not talking about Poland and the Baltic States who, by dint of provocation, will end up waking the bear and receiving one or two big missiles, but more specifically the governments of France and Germany who, if they had a shred of intelligence, would have told that corrupt Zelensky to immediately stop his plan, dictated by the US government, to put nuclear missiles on the Kremlin’s doorstep. The French and German governments didn’t deign to go there at the time; today they go there every three days, but it’s too late. The Ukrainians also have a responsibility. If they had gathered on Maïdan Square to tell their idiot president to stop this provocation, they would all be at home doing their thing today, the children at school, the old people in their vegetable gardens. The first mistake they made was to oust the pro-Russian scoundrel president in favour of a pro-US scoundrel. It’s tit for tat. For the Ukrainian people, these changes changed absolutely nothing. The US trap has closed. The Russians, who had their sights set on Ukraine, which they consider to be part of Russia, took advantage of the windfall graciously offered by the US government, which had foreseen the scenario, so all is well in the best of all possible worlds! Apart from a dilapidated country and a few tens or hundreds of thousands of dead, as always written off as nothing more than routine, there’s nothing to worry about.
The blindness and laxity of European governments, with their stupid boycott, have led to enormous inflation in all areas, poverty, unemployment and the risk of recession. Germany has been particularly hard hit, which was the main aim of the US government, to weaken Germany at all costs and prevent it from getting into too much trouble with China. China is currently the only enemy for the big US multinationals. I’m really worried about the health of these poor American billionaires the day, not far off, when the countless Indian multinationals invade the planet. The only people who will be happy are all those thousands of helmeted Americans living in hundreds of military bases, relics of the days when the US army still hoped to conquer the world. They’ll be able to go home and plant tomatoes and carrots, for once they’ll be useful. As for the American billionaires, they’re going to give us a hell of a time. By blithely taking part in the boycott of Russia, Germany has deprived itself of its main energy resources. They’re great, these Germans, they’re sabotaging themselves, they’re not cowards but super cowards, bravo. Of course, it’s not the third world yet, but if the stupidity and naivety of Scholz and Baerbock continue in this direction, will there still be any companies left in Germany?
The Crumb Gatherers and the Thunbergians
Let’s simplify elections in Western democracies, adopt the same method as for sport, a few hats with the names of the parties, a box with papers listing all the names of those who want to be elected, shake it all up, draw out the names one after the other, to the desired number, those remaining are eliminated, simple and quick, and perfectly democratic, I haven’t invented anything, the method is very similar to that used by the Athenians… a few years ago. Our neoliberal politicians are totally interchangeable. Take the Swiss federal councillors, the highest authority! Before taking office, they campaign against foreigners, once elected, they are for foreigners, before being elected, for cars, once elected, against cars, they say yes, elected no, no, yes, no, etc… the only exception, yes for the banks, the multinationals and the army, they should not, once their job is done, miss a board of directors, their salary and pension being a bit tight. I’ve used a local model, but in all Western democracies, and not just one, it’s… the… same… thing, all governments are at the service of billionaires. They don’t see the millions of children who die every year, they can’t see them, their eyes are riveted on the stock market!
Fortunately, we have the extreme left, the Socialists, the Greens and the extreme right, which is a little less left-wing. The far right is a veritable basket of crabs: the Swiss UDC, for example, would be considered dirty communists in the United States! Vox in Spain is in favour of establishing a military dictatorship, etc… The Western left, on the other hand, is very much like ants, you’ve seen ants, if you drop a crumb they rush to pick it up. That’s exactly what characterises our lefties. Changing this abject, monstrous neo-liberal system, which puts billions of families in catastrophic situations, is too complicated. No, we have to think small, small, small, small, let’s pick up the crumbs already! To pick up the crumbs conveniently, I suggest a little spade with its little broom, for the extreme left coloured red, for the socialists pink, for the greens, green or light green of your choice and for the extreme right black, for the extreme right we’ll add a toilet broom. As the other guy said, we don’t have oil, but we have ideas… not even.
Let’s not forget our friendly young Thunberg friends, although there are also a few old-timers in the ranks, who won’t be climbing trees, but they can stick their arses out on the roads with the youngsters. They are to be warmly congratulated on the effectiveness of their actions. They are annoying all the people who, like them, often find life difficult, who absolutely must get to work on time, the small businessmen who are running out of time, those who, like them, protest against pollution, against junk food, against climate change, etc. etc. etc. They’ve achieved the feat of annoying everyone who’s already annoyed! It’s frighteningly effective! I’d just like to point out to them that when they’ve got their arses glued to the ground, don’t forget to look up, high, high in the sky, at all the private jets and helicopters transporting the people who are really responsible for the human and climate catastrophe. While you’re playing the fool, the monsters are quietly moving from paradise island to paradise island, from luxury hotel to luxury hotel, they can’t see you… can’t hear you… even if you scream… you’ll be totally ignored, you’ll never stop them with your little bullshit, they’re protected by all the governments that work with them and for them, some of them pretend to listen to you, they’re traitors, the only thing they’re protecting is neoliberalism. It’s neoliberalism that you need to do away with, you need to replace it with transparency, and to do that you need to create a gigantic global association with a genuine political, economic, social and human project. Well, now, if you prefer to carry on tinkering, sticking your arse in the road rather than moving it, watch out, because in a while, certainly not very far off, the road will be so hot that you’re going to burn your arse! Personally, for me, my future is behind me, and even if the earth were to disappear tomorrow, it wouldn’t distress me at all. In the not too distant past I was stardust, and I’ll be stardust again, so don’t worry, just relax. For all the young and the still young, you’re going to have to make a choice, fairly quickly, I’d even say very quickly, in two words, you’re going to have to choose between The Stock Market or Life.
Ps: if you make the wrong choice, we’ll be entering the age of the tardigrade.